- Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months
from now, because I'm a woman. And we never forget. Anything. Ever.
Sorry, I'm not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster. - My parents should be proud that I'm addicted to texting, sleeping, the Internet, and not drugs.
- Mirror: "You look cute today". Camera: "Lol, no". Instagram filters: "I got you"
- I love when my friends laugh is funnier than the joke.
- 3 weeks ago: single.. Last week: single... Next week: single.. Next year: single.. Next decade: single
- Dude… I was there, don’t try to change the story.
Funny Words Today
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